[Intro]

One, two, buckle my shoe

[Verse 1]

I'd like to thank you once again

For being my common sense

I probably would've hit that man

With the bottle I had in my hand

But you were there to talk some sense into me

You said, "Man, don't you know manslaughter is a felony?

Yeah, these guys are dicks, but take it from me

It isn't worth getting locked up in a penitentiary"

[Verse 2]

Pay attention and you might sense

Someone's been laughing at your expense

Such a peculiar train of events

It can't all just be coincidence

I woke up this morning not knowing where I was

I'm feeling uneasy, and I think it's just because

I've got some things I've got to figure out

Thanks again for letting me sleep on your couch