Saturday afternoon, (Retail!)

Two for one, (Retail!) Three for five

[Verse 1]

We go Tesco, Virgin, Argos, Asda

Monday to Sunday and all days after

What you take me for, I'm like you

Down Brent Cross looking for a pair of shoes

Got caught up in, casual shopping

Get dragged in by the tele I'm watching

Get dragged in by the lights of the circus

That make me want shit accidently on purpose

We go Tesco, HMV then Asda

This guy down my street bought a brand new Mazda

I went down to lake side to buy some car accessories

Woman pulled out of the car park too quick, hit him!

Ohh what a mess it is, guess she was distracted by the effing kids

Fighting in the back seat, (why?) All the toys they've got

What a stress it is, all for a day at the shops

[Hook] {2X}

It goes (Retail!)

Everybody shop 'til you drop

There's too much stuff to buy

There's so much stuff to purchase and probably it's all worthless

Modern-day church and circus

[Verse 2]

My local shops went bust

Cos of high street chains, big names and such

Fifty years in the game, I grow sudduct

British cities all look the same - and that sucks

Got Dixons, Tesco, even Star Bucks

Golden Arches - but I don't eat that muck

What the harm is, do you really have to ask?

Promoting broccoli to kids now a thankless task(??)

Or where the farm is, sheep with a blue tongue mask

A sad reflection of their fate, check the suicide rate

In the country farmers can't live like before

Ain't free-trade great? Buy it all from abroad

[Hook]

We go Iceland, Waitrose, Marks and Sparks

Colourings and E numbers 'til they glow in the dark

I read small print and leave with zilch

Tryna do my weekly shopping, coming out with just milk

("oooo.. we all night shopping by baby!"...)

("oooo.. we all night shopping by baby!"...)

[Verse 3]

We go Primark, Jigsaw, Zara, Topshop

Cheap shit by the crate shipped out a job lot

Straight out the sweat shop

She wanna be like Posh is - you'll be lucky if it lasts three washes

I followed so many girls around stores

Nowadays I just wait and find a seat by the door

It's boring boring... why you asking me?

I don't have an opinion - we've been here since three

How many more ten quid tops do ya need?

Is it down to the mags you read?

Is it down to the fact it's a weeeekend

And all week we work, get the wages then we - spend

My brain hurts, there's so much stuff

And no matter how much it's never enough

Let the planet heat up, don't think it won't

Matter of fact - you ain't gonna need that coat

Down at PC World, should I wait?

Any appliance I buy next year, it will be slow and out of date

Just after the warranty my flippin iPod broke

Shopaholiks raise your hands and take note

[Hook]

Retail! Everybody shop 'til you drop

There's too much stuff to buy

There's so much stuff to purchase and probably it's all worthless

Modern-day church and circus

Retail! Everybody shop 'til you drop

There's too much stuff to buy

There's so much stuff to buy

There's so much stuff to buy

There's so much stuff to buy!!!