[Intro: Brain and Lil Dicky]

Brain

LD

You mix some Brain with some LD

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]

Never even done cocaine

I've never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying

Never even done cocaine

I've never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Never even tried it, I've been close-minded

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]

Party girl, party girl

Out in LA with a party girl

I was all good with Bacardi, girl

Now she tryin' to up the ante

I was kinda drunk and handsy

Johnson looking long like Randy

Hoping that my pitch is strong

Now she's like "let's do some bumps"

Ew, chill I don't do that (Ew!)

Poured a rail and she blew that

Now I'm scared, I look pussy

Spark the blunt 'cause I do that

She was sniffing that Tom Hanks

I was just sipping Chris Brown

She keep on sniffing that Zeus (Coke)

I keep my eyes on the ground

She like "don't knock it 'till you try it"

That's some bullshit (yeah, I know)

Just do a line of this Betsy Ross

I started thinking, can't deny I'm a pussy

Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'til I tried that shit

Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato

Now she got me wondering what else I left on the table

Twenty-eight, I still ain't done no anal (true)

And I'm unusually skeptical

But man oh man this bitch was raw

So I asked her for some Molly

She like "start with Miley"

I'm like "give me Molly"

Crazy 'cause I

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]

Never even done cocaine

I've never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying

Never even done cocaine

I've never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Now I'm doing Molly, I hope I survive it

[Verse 2: Brain]

Brain

Flippin' a bitch and I'm poppin' this shit and I don't really feel it yet

He never done it before and I'm worried I'll feel neglect

But I ain't trippin'

Balmain, Brain 'bout to get to kissing

I'm sauced up, fucking with this breezy boo

Haven't eaten since four, man I need some food

Why these broke people looking at me? (you broke)

I'm feeling good and happy

Hold up the Molly kicking in now

I think I should sit down

Brain for the win now

I think we should dip now, girl let me know (we should dip)

Brain overwhelmed losing control of this front lobe (hello)

I was G'd up, now I'm T'd up

Like a ball playing motherfucker in Atlanta

Shout to Dwight Howard

In case she didn't let him (ew!)

And now I'm puking

Girl I blew it, but I was just doing my j-o-b

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky and Brain]

Brain, what the fuck is going on?

The molly got me shakin' and clenchin' on the jaw

It got me going crazy (It got me going crazy)

How the fuck you blame me?

You the one that popped MDMA

When you never ever even done cocaine

Never even done cocaine

Never even tried

Oooh Brain

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]

I never even done cocaine

Never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying

I never even done cocaine

I never even done cocaine

I never even tried it, never even tried it

Never even tried it, I've been close-minded

[Outro: Lil Dicky]

I never even done cocaine

Never even done cocaine (that Paul Rudd!)

I never even tried it, never even tried it (Sue Bird)

Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying (Meryl Streep)

I've never even done cocaine (Like Joan of Arc!)

I never even tried it, never even tried it (that Ross Perot)

Never even tried it, I've been close-minded (Betty Boop)