No one here but you and me

As far as anyone can see

Our footsteps echo gracefully

In an empty travel agency

Bad dog bark for no good reason

Plant the seeds in picking season

Pledge allegiance with more treason

Fallow the land and start again

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational to the end

And to the end we go

Irrational in the head

The evidence will show

No one here to make you happy

Or turn off your relentless yapping

Population always napping

Turn your cheek for more bitch slapping

Gone today, here tomorrow

Sticking out like Kilimanjaro

Empty head make words ring hollow

Ego way too big to swallow

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational to the end

And to the end we go

Irrational in the head

The evidence will show

Bury your head beneath the sand

Irrational to the end

And to the end we go

Irrational in the head

The evidence will show

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational man

Irrational man