[Verse 1]

The whole world is watchin' me

As I light up the TV screen

My life's a parade

But I've got it made

I hope everyone will see

[Verse 2]

I want my ratings to go up

I hope you all wish me luck

I'll act like I care

About your welfare

I'll pretend I'll stay in touch

[Verse 3]

I want to be on your good side

I've got nowhere else to hide

Everything that you hear

May not be sincere

At least my voice is amplified

[Pre-Chorus]

I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on the television will turn gray

I'll make a living while I exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun

[Chorus]

Please come on to my talk show

I'll share everything I know

Please come on to my talk show

I'll share everything I knoooow

[Verse 4]

I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on the television will turn gray

I'll make a living while I exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun

[Chorus]

Please come on to my talk show

I'll share everything I know

Please come on to my talk show

I'll share everything I knoooow