Verse 1: Corbs

Corban’s girls is run by dude who lives in his own world

Can’t get a girl for himself so he talks to ones I mention and tries to steal ‘em, black pearl

Captain Shields Sparrow dedicates hours to over analyzing my opposite gender interactions

I’ve been accused wrongly, i’m not overreacting, homie, girl, calm down, I’m just rapping

And yeah I talk to girls, say “hey”, but hanging out is not a freakin’ date, that’s just grace

And I’m an extrovert “type is not an excuse”

Well if there’s another season I’m tyin’ my own noose

If you’re a girl and you think that page is real then I’ll be chuckin’ you the deuce

I am to the show as a cut is to lemon juice, (this sucks)

And I can argue about anything but Corban’s girls is not something from which you deduce

It makes no freakin’ sense like an old dude and purple goose ridin’ the caboose of a moose and throwin’ lightning bolts, Zeus

If a 21 year old, non-covenanted Corban had to deal with this he’d prolly throw back the Chartreuse

But I can’t won’t and don’t do that so I’ve agreed to rap about the girls about which I may have said this or that

And I don’t mean to offend and I really ain’t mad we roommates for life, 225 swag

Don’t believe anything Shields says in the next verse, cause well, he’s wack

Chorus: (Tommy Bohrer)

Meredith morgan kaitlin and tara

Despite what you think i really cared for ya

Can’t get them back

Natalie paige aunt, katie and leah

Haven’t forgotten about you yet either

All hope has past

They’ve left me here

Shields, what will you do next year?

Verse 2: Shields (2 Cainz/Young Chub)

Why you doing this to the fans

I give them what they demand

They aren't going to believe

Girls all over you

You dripping

Swag goo

Trying to diss my job Well your 2 yrs late

Going after girls is your job

Fresh out the gate

Every single thing is true there's no denying

So you say I'm wrong Why you even trying

Corbans girls is real

Why be defensive

I know your girl habit Is expensive

I know there's hundreds of girls you want

Pretty extensive

Don't over do it though

Hypertensive

You think the show is wack

Why you lying

Corban

Dude

You are hurting the girls you love

Dying

I know you love the attention

Girls love the fro

Corbans Girls

Well next yr

You no what imma do?

Imma do the same thing cuz I know you love the ladies

Also tell them about the time you gave girls daisies

This whole isn't lie

Corbata

No lying

Mufasa

Single

You know I gotcha

Tell them I'm no crook

Corbans Girls is nothing to over look

I read Corban like a book

Dr. Seuss

I made you famous man

Clean my boots