[Verse 1]

Run it up the flag pole

And see if anyone salutes

And then run it into the ground until it dies

Then bring it back to life

All together now

We’re just the same as

We’ve always been

And if you think you’re better

You're probably right

[Hook]

We’re not here to change the world

We’re here to laugh at others

Maybe get a nap along the way

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside

And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

[Verse 2]

Take a number, take a seat

We've been here quite some time

And it doesn’t seem we're leaving anytime soon

The bathroom's down the hall

Take a shot at us and see how far you get

We eat chumps like you for breakfast

When we get up at noon

[Hook]

We’re not here to change the world

We’re here to laugh at others

Maybe get a nap along the way

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside

And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy

[Bridge]

Hey jealousy

Is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms

I accidentally saw them once

Hey, I get carried away

But it’s easy to be unafraid

When you're so critically disdained

For being happy, smiling, drinking

Laughing, cussing, not overthinking

Rocking while the ship is sinking

And we can't even swim

(Show off those drum lessons, Gary!)

(That's my kid)

[Hook]

We’re not here to change the world

We’re here to laugh at others

Maybe get a nap along the way

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside

And then meet us at the bar

Yeah, we'll be at the bar!

Yeah, meet us at the bar

And we'll let you buy