[Dave Verellen]

This song's called "John Woo"

[Audience Applause]

Dear sir or madam

I'm writing you on behalf of me and my fellow man

You see we're so sick and tired

Of being rediscovered

Again

I'll take the fate of Texas into my own hands

Its still dripping consistent constant

Good night sweet Susan

Oh don't worry i still drive by

It's sealed and signed goodbye

But I've received nothing from you

[Audience Applause]

[Dave Verellen]

Over the years, we've always asked for quality heckling from our fans. Very few times you've delivered for us. I figure people coming from Alabama, New Mexico, California, they should be the cream of the crop, so we want the heckles. Let's go. C'mon I'm chubby, I know it, tell me about it