The unveiling here in Detroit is historic, the Satan statue has never before been seen publicly the Satanic temple says the statue is a symbol for what they advocate the separation of church and state

It's like you can't have one without the other you know, like I'm equal parts God in the devil a cloak of shame covers this man and only supreme light will wash my body clean but how could that lights possibly reach with that thick cloud of indecency that's around in my poor soul

I don't know

Notice me Senpai, notice me

Stop, Stop, Stop, it's too much

Non stop non stop ohhh

I saw their bodies toss skyward like ragdoll thrown into the air by the late great Andre the giant (I don't know) they appeared to be weightless hitting zero-G like the fearless crew of a forgotten Apollo mission, whose only objective was to obtain a beef and Cheddar classic and return home to Kathleen Quinlan safe before Sunday

I don't know, part of me wishes I've been hit by that car instead, so I could have gotten out of work early and gone far far away from shift Manager Marsha's judging emerald eyes

I don't know

Notice me senpai, notice me

So what if I smell like roast beef, this whole place smells like roast beef

I do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized

And two eternal juggernauts would do battle right here in the middle of the city

What stands at the center? To that I say my soul

But again, I find nothing, except for sweaty devastated loneliness, and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria’s Secret catalog

I didn’t take your mail, Mrs. Pemberton. Stop asking me that. Leave me alone!

I don't know

Satans pretty cool