[Verse 1: Bongo Billy]

Yeehaw!

Bongo Billy

I’m acting really silly

I’m just doing what I can

I’m just trying to share my business

On the move

Yeah I’m making moves

Doing what I can

Caring what I do

Back in my town like I’m Farmer John

Then I’m back smoking at the Parthenon

Doing what I can I ain’t stressing

Trying to show the people my direction

[Hook: Marty Mariachi]

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw

[Verse 2: Sleeter Skinny]

Sleeter Skinny I’m just doing what I can

Never run from the cops

I ain’t the gingerbread man

Shit, I’m on the beat

Eating pork rind ‘cause I’m feeling sweet today

I’m drinking Dr. Pepper

Sleeter skinny he’s a doctor yessir

He’s gonna cut you up like a surgeon

He’s gonna show you all of this laundry detergent

We don’t need it ‘cause we got manure

I’m rapping ‘cause I’m hot for sure

Everybody knows I’m a big cow nerd

Never eat a cow turd

That’s for the slow people

Driving a tractor, I’m not an actor

Yeah, no my name ain’t Tom Cruise

But I do have an aunt

Who can’t cruise

In a four-wheel vehicle

Because she lost one eye

To hysterical people

Thinking she was a witch

Ain’t that a bitch

Man, I just think that sometimes I’m too sweet for this shit

[Hook: Marty Mariachi]

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise

Been spending most our lives

Living in a bongo paradise

[Verse 3: Marty Mariachi]

Marty Mariachi on the beat

I got chachkis on my keychain

I’m autotuned like T-Pain

And I bring the pain

When I put my fist to your brain

Or when I hit you with my tractor

Or my pickup

It don’t matter, yeehaw

I’m riding on a cow

Through the country

Got my gun on me

Shooting at all the bunnies