Stones don't throw themselves

So grab your slingshot

Granny, grab your slingshot

Granny, grab your slingshot

Sitting there by the phone

Trying to find a ride home

Thinking to myself

Seems no one will help

If my horse breaks a leg

She will kill it

Shoot me with her slingshot

Kill me with her slingshot

Hey, Mr. Handyman

Can you give me a hand?

I need some sympathy

Granny's all fucked up now

She seems all broken down

She needs some sympathy

Granny's slingshot is jammed

She needs another hand

To help aim it at me

Granny's slingshot is jammed

She needs another hand

To help aim it at me

Stepped out on the porch with her

She found a stump on her crossword

Broken hands across her lap

Cigarette stain holes on her lap

Hey, Mr. Handyman

Can you give me a hand?

I need some sympathy

Granny's all fucked up now

She seems all broken down

She needs some sympathy

Granny's slingshot is jammed

She needs another hand

To help aim it at me

Granny's slingshot is jammed

She needs another hand

To help aim it at me

Stepped out on the porch with her

She found a stump on her crossword

Broken hands across her lap

Cigarette stain holes on her lap

Drops fall from her hand

Onto the porch below

Cigarette stain on her robe

Broken hands across her robe