[Intro: French Narrator]

One studio session later...

[Verse 1: Plankton]

The Krusty Krab's goin’ down when I drop this heat

Plan Z's makin' sound, have ’em at their feet

They got a lot of shit to say about the Chum Bucket

Let's see who's laughing last

When I turn them into holographic meat

[Pre-Chorus: Plankton]

You better run, better run, better run

Just one bucket helmet and you're done

Turn your friends and your family into chum

[Chorus: Plankton]

The Secret Formula

Will be mine soon enough

You'll all see, you'll all see, you'll all see

No more wasting all my time

You're the beach and I’m the tide

I’m about to break out, I'm about to break out Plan Z

[Verse 2: Plankton]

Hey Karen, pull up that file for me, please

I’m gatherin' up my whole family tree

No F-U-N, only D-O-N

With a capital E at the end

For my best friend Eugene

[Pre-Chorus: Plankton]

You better run, better run, better run

Just one bucket helmet and you're done

Turn your friends and your family into chum

[Chorus: Plankton]

The Secret Formula

Will be mine soon enough

You'll all see, you’ll all see, you'll all see

No more wasting all my time

You're the beach and I'm the tide

I'm about to break out, I'm about to break out Plan Z

[Breakdown: Karen]

AI or not, we are taking over

Bikini Bottom will sink even lower

The Krusty Krab formula's our last key

[Breakdown: Plankton]

I'm gonna show 'em all Plan Z

Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ooh

[Chorus: Plankton]

The Secret Formula

Will be mine soon enough

You'll all see, you'll all see, you'll all see

No more wasting all my time

You're the beach and I'm the tide

I'm about to break out, I'm about to break out Plan Z

[Outro: Plankton]

Ha-ha-ha

"Just a Pineapple" is still better