Dear Magic Conch Shell - Intellectual

[Intro: French Narrator]

One studio session later...

Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bombshell, blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry

I haven't seen her around this town for a while

Now Bikini Bottom's not the same without her

She got my boatmobile when I was out at the fields

And hit the road, leavin' me at Rock Bottom

I'm tryin' to firmly grasp it

But the ending was oh so tragic

Not even Man-Ray would put me through this kind of hell

Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bombshеll, blowin' me up like a bomb factory pastry

She's been playin' karatе with someone else, and I'm all to blame

Now I'm throwin' my doubloons in a wishin' well

Mmm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

[Post-Chorus: Magic Conch Shell & Sandy]

Try asking again

What do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

I ain't been back in that town for a while

Since I packed my dome and went back to Texas

I swear the Lone Star State will keep my lone heart safe

From another Sponge givin' me a heartbreak

Hang on there, little square dude

I tried my best, but my best was never good enough for you

Now I'm alone in this tree, just thinkin' of you and me, sayin'

[Chorus: SpongeBob, SpongeBob & Sandy]

Dear Magic Conch Shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?

She's such a bombshell, blowin' me up like a bomb factory pie while I'm watchin' the sunrise

She's been playin' karate with someone else, and I'm all to blame

Now I'm throwin' my doubloons in a wishin' well

Mmm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

[Post-Chorus: Sandy, SpongeBob, Both]

(Oh, what do I do?)

(What do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?)

Oh, what do I do, I do, I do?

Mmm, what do I do, dear Magic Conch Shell?

Nothing