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Evil dick likes warm, wet places

Evil dick don't care about faces

Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces

Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces

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Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep

Alone

Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep

Aloooooooooone."

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I had this girl

She said she loved me

Thought there was no one ever above me

She wanted to marry

And have my child

But evil dick

He had to get buck wild

Took me out one night

Out with the freaks

If ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek

My girl caught me skeezin' she said

I wasn't shit!

I said, "It wasn't me, baby

It was the motherfucker

Evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep

Alone

Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep

Aloooooooooone."

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And when evil dick has its way

It sounds a little like this

AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH

COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY

AH, AH, AH, AH

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH

OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

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Evil, dick, evil, dick

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says

"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."

Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep

Alone

Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep

Aloooooooooone."