Take a walk, take a drink

Text your ex, see a shrink

Feel whatever you need to feel

Fuck a stranger, spin the wheel

Get revenge, but serve it cold

Get some head before you get too old

Be a freak, no, be a stoic

You shouldn’t smoke it if you didn’t grow it

Sit in silence, tell her off

Don’t be hard, but don’t be soft

Think of ethics, think of Plato

Think of Cicero and Cato

The only wisdom worth my gold

In this old game, there’s no cheat code

No cheat code

Pray for him, pray for her

Burn it down, chant a curse

Take a tropical vacation

Indulge a violent ideation

Go to yoga, go to church

Put him last, put him first

Be with people, be alone

Marvel at how much you’ve grown

Tell his mom but not your father

Will you tell your sons and daughters?

Two steps forward, three steps back

Drive the train right off the track

The only wisdom worth my gold

In this old game, there’s no cheat code

No cheat code