#deep - Intellectual

[Intro]

It's about halfway through the show, so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am

And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys

So deep that I named the song... "#deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?

Me neither

Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?

Meat cleaver

The people in my life are like grains of sand

'Cause they stick together, yeah

Often near my butt hole

If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish

A fish that's drowning

If the artistic process is a birth canal

Then I am a freshly jellied kid

Come witness my crowning

These thoughts of mine

Must be a sign that I'm

#deep

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Probably not

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriend's face

Me neither, me neither!

Have you ever wrote a song note for note, and not a single note was out of place?

Duh, hold on

The people in my life are like blades of grass, how?

Cause they're all so grounded

But at least grass stays away from my butthole

Art is a harlot

And I am her sassy urban friend

Uh, bitch why you being so selfish?

If mama is right and the world is my oyster

Then I must have an allergy to shellfish

You don't know, how could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead

Just put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head

Spend forever asleep

Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

#thankyou