You want to go a walking but you don't have any shoes

Take my advice, leave them behind

You want to go a swimming but you don't have any suit

Take my advice, swim in the nude

You want to go a riding but you don't have no seat

Take my advice, stand up for your rights

You want to find fulfillment in a three dollar hit

That might be fun, but it just ain't it

Animal, vegetable, mineral

We are all of the latter

Take us just for who we are

But if you don't it doesn't matter

You want to be a skinhead but you got too much hair

Take my advice, you'll just go square

You want to be a rude boy but you ain't go no clothes

Take my advice, you'll just grow old

You want to your soul by looking to the sky

Take my advice, just look inside

You want to find fulfillment in a three dollar hit

That might be fun, but it just ain't it

Animal, vegetable, mineral

We are all of the latter

Take us just for who we are

But if you don't it doesn't matter

It doesn't matter