Expensive Gas

By BLP KOSHER

On Bars Mitzvah

Released on August 4, 2023

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[Intro]

(Water)

Water, all that

Okay


[Verse 1]

I don't drink but I might pour ’em one, boo Haman

I'm slidin' through the thunderstorm just like I know the rain man

Internal Rhyme just hit my line, I asked him, "What the game plan?"

Alpy say we see right through the money, you could call it Ray-Banz

That Derringer rest right on top my scalp, but that’s illegal

Now they wanna lock in for the feat', so I be waxing, feeble

I'm watchin' everyone, even a hawk look like an eagle

They don't want no smoke, expensive gas, so I'ma bring them diesel

Friday the 13th on Shabbat, so who comes after Jason?

They used to treat me like a joke, but I ain't Jackie Mason

Bars Mitzvah, we gon' crash the party, fuck a invitation

I dropped out, but I got knowledge, where he got his education?

Ayy, roll the opps in seaweed, they imitation crab

’Cause I don’t got no papers, I know Gary got them raps

They lied on social media, in real life they half-ass

Put the street on crime watch, steppin' in my half cabs

Them boys salty, yeah, I think they got the gout

Like "Who that Jew boy who be rappin’? And what the fuck comin' out his mouth?"

They know I'm strapped, something like a saddleback, they askin' without a doubt

And I don’t know why they're actin' sour, but that 'K finna make 'em crouch

Jit ass, copped deuces, wipe his nose, there's no mucus

Two thots, if one fuck, her friend gon' join her, yeah, Lucas

Chopper bucktooth, naked mole rat, jit Rufus (Damn, fuego, this a hit)

Tried to rob me three deep and they hurt themselves, Three Stooges

She blow me like a breathalyzer, I'm givin' her DUI

Pump faking on your kin, them boys pumpkin, all pie

Fuck the opps, they won't do shit themselves, they gotta P-A-Y

They like, "Dreidel, is you concrete?"

They told me, "DIY," ayy


[Bridge]

My shooter don't identify, he go by they/them

If they holler smoke, I'm blowin' up they phone like, "Where and when?" (Yeah)

My shooter don't identify, he go by they/them

If they holler smoke, I'm blowin' up they phone like, "Where and when?"


[Verse 2]

Climate change, bitch, it's up, naughty by nature

Told me, "Fuck her in the ocean, call it seacock," weird behavior

I might be your favorite rappers' girls' favorite rapper-skater

Glizzy came right with a snout, I told 'em, "Face the alligator"

Kosher, water

Tighten down and tee up (Ayy)

This chopper dirty, two girls one cup (Yeah)

My opps allergic to the smoke, so puff it up

Ayy, if that's the case, I'm servin' all them boys tree nuts (Water, tree nuts)