[Spoken Intro: Tom Ogden, Joe Donovan]

Now this is true (Bollocks)

No-no-no-no-no-no-no (Bollocks)

Now this is true, let me— (You're lying)

Let me tell you, let me tell you

[Verse 1: Tom Ogden]

Approach the junction at the Apollo

We're due to play there a month tomorrow

Woke up this morning, I was the cream of the crop

I should have checked, but I forgot

Send for the cops

In the old black tracksuit that I was sporting

I did some jobs, picked up some parquet flooring

Life was so pleasant on this autumn day

I ran one last errand to The Range and was on my way

The speed limit's twenty by the seventh wonder

I turned the corner, probably fifteen under

Woke up this morning, I was top of the pops

Now I'm a little more traffic cops, what the f—

[Chorus: Tom Ogden, Declan McKenna]

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove?"

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

I won't take this from you (Fuck off)

[Post-Chorus: Declan McKenna]

"I'll take your digits and your number plate for future reference"

[Verse 2: Tom Ogden]

All of a sudden the police come over

To me and a forty-four-kilowatt electric motor

They said, "Can you give your license to me?"

Let me tell you I was not best pleased

I began to plead

"No indication from the Fiat Panda"

"I'm sure you caught it on your dashboard camera"

"Believe me officer, the exit was clear"

Someone get me out of here

Now it gets weird

Fella comes over as if to help me

Turns out that all he wanted was a selfie

I used to wish that I was cream of the crop

Now I'm praying for the day that it stops

Send for the cops

[Chorus: Tom Ogden, Declan McKenna]

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove?"

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

You'll have to speak to her too

[Post-Chorus: Declan McKenna]

"I sure hope that this exchange does not turn into a sentence"

[Break: Declan McKenna]

(Beep-beep, beep-da-beep, yeah!)

[Verse 3: Tom Ogden, Declan McKenna]

Now she's claimed the insurance and it's expensive

She said, "I hope you understand from my perspective"

Five-hundred big ones that I had to pay

I should've stayed in bed today, everybody says

[Chorus: Tom Ogden, Declan McKenna]

"Drivin' 'round town in your new car, baby

What you tryna prove?"

I'm an additional driver, this car's my wife's so

I won't take this from you

[Bridge: Tom Ogden, Declan McKenna]

Should've got the 192 (Should've got the 192)

Should've got the 192 (Should've got the 192)

Should've got the 192 (Should've got the 192)

Should've got the 192 (Should've got the 192)

(Yeah, I should've got the 192)

(I should've got the 192, ooh, ooh)

(Should've got the 192, ooh, ooh, ooh)

(Should've got the 192, two, two, two)

(Should've gotten the 192, 192)

(Should've gotten the 192)

(Should've gotten the 192)

(Should've gotten the 192)

(Should've gotten the 192)

(Should've gotten the 192)

(Should've got the 192, let's give it up for 192)

(Should've got the 192, sh-whoop, sh-whoop, 192)

(Should've got the 192, 192)

[Spoken Outro: Tom Ogden]

End it, it's over, it's over, it's over

Done, done, done, the song, it's, it's over