[Verse 1]

We are Cop Rock we are Screech

We are Z. Cavaricci

We are laser-removed

Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck

We are special people's club

We are the half shirts with

Irreverent spring break top ten lists

[Verse 2]

We are munsoned we are squat

We are flashing twelve o'clock

We are spread-out butt cheeks

Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are Ishtar we are Tab

We are no right turn on red

We are the mustaches

The Beatles grew when they dropped acid

[Chorus]

You are the heart dotting "i"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate

Of a Subaru that was

Registered in Pennsylvania

[Verse 3]

We are Zima we are barf

We are cinderblock yard art

We are Baldwin brothers

Not the good one but the others

We are Amway we are Shemp

We are Sir David of Brent

We are the queef after

A porn star breaks the gang bang record

[Chorus]

You are the heart dotting "i"

In the word "apologize"

Scribbled drunk on a postcard

Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

I am the heart with no name

Airbrushed on the license plate

Of a Subaru that was

Registered in Pennsylvania

[Bridge]

Do you even know what a Wawa is, girl?

Do you even know what a Wawa is?

Do you even know what a Wawa is, girl?

Do you even know what a Wawa is?

[Outro]

I'm in a state of P fuckin' A