[Verse 1]

Jackass

I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight

Obi-Wan meets Dolemite

Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour

These aren't the whores you're looking for

[Verse 2]

Jackass

If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed

Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep

Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut

Used a bowl for that, too, but

[Chorus]

If you knew me like

I know myself

You'd hate me like

I hate myself

'Cause I'm a

[Verse 3]

Jackass

Got no rabbit in this hat

'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass

Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be

Makin' magic with the pussy

[Verse 4]

Jackass

Like that dude in Tiananmen Square

With a six pack and a folding chair

Got bombed at the parade and ended up

Playin' Chicken with the tanks but

[Chorus]

If you knew me like

I know myself

You'd hate me like

I hate myself

'Cause I'm a

Jackass

[Bridge]

They could out the lesbian Spice Girl

They could try to run game on the O.D.B

They could kick every douche bag off the Real World

But they won't get rid of me

[Chorus]

If I knew you like

You know yourself

I'd hate you like

You hate yourself

[Outro]

Hate yourself

Hate yourself

Hate yourself

Hate yourself

Hate yourself

Hate yourself

'Cause you're a

Jackass