[Intro]

Fish don't fry in the kitchen

[Verse 1]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch, ooh, la, la – with the boink swatter

[Pre-Chorus]

If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

[Chorus]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[Verse 2]

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the fish wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh, la, la – with the pork steeple

[Pre-Chorus]

If I get you in the loop when I

Make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

[Chorus]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[Outro]

Put the "you know what" in the "you know where"

Put the "you know what" in the "you know where"

Put the "you know what" in the "you know where"

Put the "you know what" in the "you know where"

Pronto!