Hey I got this funny feeling

Stirring deep down in my balls

I'm gonna stand in fuckin' crowds

And rub myself against you all

My stiffies rubbin', shuntin', and I'm

Fucking gruntin'

I like the nylon blouse you wear

I'm a weirdo - or so my momma tells me

I wanna blow chunks everywhere

Ohhh... ride... sugar

A wet spot in my duds I'm making

It's all tense around my ten foot pole

Now I'm shakin' yeah shaking

I gotta get me some more sweet

Bacon

This feeling's happenin' in my

Strides

I'm a stroker, I'm a pleasure poker

I'm a crowd pleasin' son of a gun