[Part I]
[Intro]
Blockhampton, yeah
Sun is down, mobs are out
That’s how we know when to go in the house
My dogs will probably kill a spider just for me
When the sun comes up I’ll mine for blue and green
I tried to show em’
Yeah, I tried to show em’
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Going on you with the pick and hoe
Young crafter in survival mode
[Part II]
[Verse 1]
Smelt some diamond ores and then I craft a sword
All the mobs outside, the endermen they teleport
Light my room, I’m gonna go and craft a torch
Eat the zombie flesh, I’m feeling sick give me some more
(Give me some more!)
Join the server, kill skeletons
But they break my armor, it makes no sense
When I get the diamonds, it’s so immense
Now it’s four a.m. and I’m breaking blocks and griefing you
To the Nether and I get chased by lots of magma cubes
Instant kill at spawn, but I promise that I’m not a noob
Mixing potions ‘cause you know that I’ve got something to brew
[Bridge]
(Someone said)
I win PVP, I cook all the meat
C-C-Crafting a pick, yeah my chest’s real sick
(Someone said)
I win PVP, I cook all the meat
C-C-Crafting a pick, yeah my chest’s real sick
[Verse 2]
This shit way to normal, oh yeah I only play on hard
Hit the dash, most of the mobs ain’t getting far
All the hoes I crafted from the wood that’s best
I’mma take all of my axes and put them all in a chest
Hit the spider, I need the web
Bout to turn the fuck up in the Woodlands
I told her to join my LAN
In the mineshaft players treat my like I’m just noob
(Don't stop fight that creeper!)
Set the grass on fire, it's just a lawn
She said "Where we going?" I said the spawn
We ain't even aim at all the mobs
She thought it was an ocean, it's just a pond
I got all of these ores, I got a lot
Who put this shit together, yeah it's Notch
[Bridge]
(Someone said)
Herobrine kill me out the blue
(Someone said)
C-C-Crafting a pick
(Someone said, motherfucker, someone said)
Yeah my chest’s real sick
[Part III]
[Intro]
Yeah! Blockhampton
Yeah
[Chorus]
She's in love with all of my skins
Down in the cave I used to mine obsidian
Now I built a portal to the Nether, yeah I'm in
I'mma LAN, PVP with all my friends
Had me out like a torch
Like a torch, like a torch
[Verse 3]
Slept on the porch
Mined for some more
Smelt some diamond ore, and craft a sword and go explore
I'm never bored, I'll teleport
And then I'll place down some blocks (down some blocks)
Place em’ right (yeah, right)
How we like (yeah)
Ain't no lights (yeah)
Trade with villagers (yeah)
The spider eyes (yeah)
Pay the price (yeah)
Only to survive (uh)
Jesus Christ (yeah)
Mine every night (yeah)
That's what I like (yeah)
That's what we like (yeah)
Spawn in my bed, then give me head
If I don't have armor they gon' shoot me till I'm dead (yeah)
So I shoot with my bow, ay
Then I go home, ay
Flesh got me dizzy
Spiders spinning webs, craft some reels, I go fishing (yeah)
Get my dogs (yeah)
At the spawn (yeah)
Attacking mobs (yeah)
[Chorus]
She's in love with all my skins (yeah!)
Down in the cave I used to mine obsidian (yeah!)
Now I build a portal to the Nether, yeah I'm in (yeah!)
At my LAN, PVP with all my friends (ay)
Had me out like a torch
Like a torch, like a torch
Like a torch, like a torch
Like a torch, like a torch
[Verse 4]
Yeah, Kyle passed the sword and I walked out to the night
And he said to lock the door, I said I ain't afraid to fight (yeah)
It's absolute (yeah!)
PC reboot (it's lit!)
Ender portal, to the end (skrt skrt)
We back off the cliff, they jumpin' out, no parachute
Alex in the back, she said she's working on some boots, yeah (oh my god!)
And read the books, what it took, yeah
Diamond flex (check)
Just check the boots, ay
Pass this too the noobs, I'mma show 'em what it took, yeah
Kill the ender dragon, got these other bitches shook, yeah