Serena’s A Headcase - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

We can't wait any longer

When a minute becomes ten minutes

The smell of cloves getting stronger

As the shadows are getting longer

Serena

Don't ask me for her number

(No) I won't give it, no, I won't give it

Dysfunction makes me wonder

(Whoa) If she's lying, or should I believe it?

Serena

She will ask you for a ride (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

She'll take you for a ride instead

Don't be surprised by that look in her eyes

The girl isn't right in the head

Serena's a headcase, my friend

[Interlude: Serena (Julia Rowley), Girl (Kelly Ogden)]

Um... so I just finished writing your resume for you

Oh, thanks!

I was up 'til 2 A.M. trying to pad out all your experience

I said thanks. Did you know, wine isn't vegan?

What? That's not possible

Oh yeah, it's totally possible. They strain it through meat bones

Meat bones?

Yeah. Anyway, can I get a line?

She can't take too much more

Kicking on the bathroom floor

She comes flyin' through the door

What the fuck is she here for?

Serena

Plays it off to most of the world (Blah, blah, blah)

Such a cute little girl

But if you flip her switch

You'll get nothin' but bitch

Serena's a headcase, my friend

The girl's just not right in the head

Serena's a headcase, my friend

Wait, what? I think that was totally about me