Blood sucking, maggot-infested media machine

Ways to be cool and ways to be seen

Tell you when to jump and when to scream

Just tune in at 8:15

It must be a drag to fit in

A stupid game where nobody wins

I'd rather be myself

Than just blend in with all the cans on the shelf

Licking the flames of conformity hell

Being a poser sure is swell

Is that really you? I can't tell

You look like every other soul for sale in conformity hell

It must be a drag to fit in

A stupid game where nobody wins

I'd rather bе myself

Than just blend in with all the cans on thе shelf

Jimmy and Jody and Buffy and Skip

All have perfect hair and perfect hips

Jazzercize, step aerobics and thigh master too

Shakes and powders and pills for you

It must be a drag to fit in

A stupid game where nobody wins

I'd rather be myself

Than just blend in with all the cans on the shelf

It must be a drag to fit in

A stupid game where nobody wins

I'd rather be myself

Than just blend in with all the cans on the shelf