Minecraft Methods

By Blank

Released on August 28, 2021

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{Intro:|

Fuck you grandpa

Shoutout grandpa, he dead though

Bro honestly I just be banging dudes and shit (uh)

I put my dick in their ass

And then I play Minecraft, and Roblox (yeah, yeah, woah)

{Chorus: Blank}

What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)

I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Verse: Blank}

I heard my grandpa say *dead noises*

Cause he's dead, h-h-he's fucking dead

I saw my granny pop the meds

So I called the fucking feds

Banged a dude inside her bed

Bitch I'm scared, I wet the bed

(Blank, clean your sheets)

Shut up, shut up mom

I gave Quip this long ass dong

Smoking meth inside my bong

A-A-And I gave him my jawn

{Chorus: Blank}

What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)

I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Bridge: Blank}

Fuck you guys

I'm going back to Minecraft

I'm gonna go-

I'm gonna go bang dudes in Minecraft again

Here's my Minecraft boyfriend

{Verse: Quip}

(I'm too lazy to write the lyrics)

{Chorus: Blank}

What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)

I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Bridge: logan2evil}

Oh shit, I forgot to record

{Verse: logan2evil}

I told Blank send me the file but he's not done (what)

I called my grandma's phone and told her bring the shot gun (rawr)

She wanna stay up late and cuddle, bitch that's not fun (rawr)

Bitch I'm playin' Minecraft, I cannot run (yeah)

I'm smoking on crack with my auntie (yeah)

I can't fuck with that bitch, she too nasty (ew)

I'm sucking on his dick like some candy

Pull up in a fucking ghost, like my granny (rawr, rawr)

{Bridge: logan2evil}

What the fuck

What the fuck could you possibly want

I'm playing Minecraft

(Are you watching gay porn)

What the fuck, no mom

I'm playing Minecraft

I-I'm playing Minecraft with my friends

Get out of my room

Fuck, this bitch made me die

{Chorus: Blank}

What you know about rollin' down in the deep (yeah, yeah)

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

W-W-When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion yeah (ya, ya, ya, ya)

I-I-I-I-I feel like a *fucking dies*

{Outro:}

Fuck this song

I never wanna listen to this song ever again

I can't wait for this song to be over

So I can play Minecraft

And if you're listening to this, fuck you