Verse 1:

Talking bout BKnitts, that's an easy way to get your shit damaged

The sick bandit, ego trip crashing, ship captain

Find me drilling practically for free just like I'm Hispanic

The flow money, so dummy like I'm Brick Tamland

I love lamp I love carpet (wait wait) I got this I got this

Man I been gone for so long y'all spacing forgot how I rock it

These critics all on my crotch it's a fucking nuisance, a nonsense

They really ought to hop off it instead of talking in comments

Sit back and watch how I top it, toppling bloggers and tweeters

Topical swami with heaters ready to gnaw through your speakers

You talking awfully mean I bet that'll flop when I see you

Eager to off you with ether before an officer meets you

Often I'm raw with the meter, cadences giving diseases

Lately I'm spitting the meanest wait no, that's since I been BKnitts

No one as gifted as he is with all these frickin releases

So please refrain from the hating and kiss the tip of my penis

Hook:

I'M A DUMMY

It's a threat to my wellness

The flow so stupid man I think it need a helmet

I'M A DUMMY

Man these other rappers ain't threats

Bucking on a track until a motherfucker brain dead

I'M A DUMMY

I just thought I'd better warn ya

Riding on a beat while I be bouncing on the short bus

I'M A DUMMY

Body beats like a monkey

Sorry not sorry I'm a mothafuckin dummy

Verse 2:

And imma keep on rapping til that fat bitch has her last hit and she can't sing

And the only standing action is to latch her in a casket

This is madness. Wait no fuck it this is Sparta

My foots a feudal baron with a quill and your chest is the Magna Carta

Start a threat to every lame and critic, if they want it they can get it

Staying off of K.K. and Rusk in the Bay to be specific

So come and pay a visit. Fuck em

I ain't running, ditching. Fuck em

I ain't ducking, flinching

Keep it real, no subtle disses

I drop a verse and get em shaking in their under-britches

Just the genie of death, and I'm here to grant a couple wishes

So what's the business talking shit without a written track?

You couldn't spit a verse like this if you were chugging ipecac

BKnitts making meals, you're faking deals and barely something good

I'm spitting hella real yet somehow I am rarely understood

So what's the point of trying hard and actin how I fucking should?

Jesus take the wheel I'm getting brain from Carrie Underwood

Hook:

I'M A DUMMY

It's a threat to my wellness

The flow so stupid man I think it need a helmet

I'M A DUMMY

Man these other rappers ain't threats

Bucking on a track until a motherfucker brain dead

I'M A DUMMY

I just thought I'd better warn ya

Riding on a beat while I be bouncing on the short bus

I'M A DUMMY

Body beats like a monkey

Sorry not sorry I'm a mothafuckin dummy