[Answering Machine Intro]
Hey, baby... It's me
I just thinking about you.. All day
And I know you got a girl, but.. I don't know, I want you
I wanna feel you.. kiss me, touch me, fuck me
You got the number.. I'll see you later, maybe we can do something
Okay, bye..
END OF MESSAGE
[Spoken intro]
What the Fuck? (I don't know who the fuck that is, baby!) It's three o'clock in the morning, who the fuck is that?
Nah, I think the bitch had the wrong number!
I don't think so
I know it's three o'clock in the morning!
[Chorus]
Why you keep on callin' me? (bitch, why the fuck you keep on callin' me?)
My girlfriend's sittin' right next to me (Bitch, you know I stay with my girl! The fuck is wrong with you bitch? It's four in the morning!)
You just wanna have sex with me (Oh, you want me to fuck you with the shower cap on. Okay.)
Got my bitch tryna question me (My bitch questioning me now, now I can't even leave the house)
Bitch, you must be on some ecstasy (What you, rollin'? What, you onna triple stack or somethin'?)
You done popped a pill
[Verse 1]
Four in morning, why yo ass is up?
Mad as fuck cuz you and yo boyfriend broke up
Now you callin' me up, tryna fuck my shit up
Hoping that me and my girlfriend break up
Talkin' 'bout, you done ran outta gas, yo boyfriend done whooped yo ass, left you on Woodward in Cass?
What, I 'posed to dash? Get up out my bed?
Bitch, I was in the middle of gettin' some bomb-ass head
Bitch, get on the cell phone and call AAA
Or your next door neighbor that's gay, he'll go out his way
Got my life all fucked up, bitch, I'm all in the wringer
Damn! I knew I shoulda cut off my ringer (Damn!)
[Chorus]
Why you keep on callin' me? (bitch, why the fuck you keep on callin' me?)
My girlfriend's sittin' right next to me (Bitch, you know I stay with my girl! The fuck is wrong with you bitch? It's four in the morning!)
You just wanna have sex with me (Oh, you want me to fuck you with the shower cap on. Okay.)
Got my bitch tryna question me (My bitch questioning me now, now I can't even leave the house)
Bitch, you must be on some ecstasy (What you, rollin'? What, you onna triple stack or somethin'?)
You done popped a pill
[Verse 2]
Bitch, I ain't seen yo ass since last summer
Now you callin' me askin' for Tori's number? (Tori? My cousin?)
Bitch. What the fuck you want with Tori?
Last time I seen you, you said you was takin' me on Maury
Now how you got my kid, 'n we ain't never had sex? (I'm 'bout to cum on yo face!)
That's what I said in that text
Now you all cryin', beggin' for forgiveness
Tellin' the whole fuckin' world my business
So what I to jack off and, shoot blanks? (So what?)
Dress up like a woman and, get spanked? (So what!?)
And I ain't seen you since I left the stage
Now I gotta shut down my Facebook page, damn
Bitch! you tryna fuck my mothafuckin' family up!?
[Chorus]
Why you keep on callin' me? (bitch, why the fuck you keep on callin' me?)
My girlfriend's sittin' right next to me (Bitch, you know I stay with my girl! The fuck is wrong with you bitch? It's four in the morning!)
You just wanna have sex with me (Oh, you want me to fuck you with the shower cap on. Okay.)
Got my bitch tryna question me (My bitch questioning me now, now I can't even leave the house)
Bitch, you must be on some ecstasy (What you, rollin'? What, you onna triple stack or somethin'?)
You done popped a pill
[Spoken Outro]
Yeah, bitch
Stop callin' my phone, bitch
I'm 'bout to change my mothafuckin' number
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
I mean, I'm a fat nigga with a small dick
Damn.. I know you can find a nigga better than me
Stop callin' my mothafuckin' phone
And I heard your message and shit, you said about my mothafuckin' son, bitch
That ain't cool, bitch
He ain't retarded, bitch, he, he mentally challenged, bitch
Dumbass ho
Lil' Kim lookin'-like bitch
Bitch, you ain't Nicki Manaj, anyway, I just told you that
Stop callin' me, bitch
I'ma fuck you up