[Intro: Bizarre]

I used to have a crush (Have a crush)

On my Elementary School teacher

Named Ms. Walker

[Refrain: Bizarre]

She was my school teacher (Yeah)

Oh, I got good grades (A's and B's, no C's)

I was a skinny nigga (Skinny little nigga, hehehe)

I used to rock a high top fade (Fade, fade, fade, fade)

[Verse 1: Bizarre]

Bonita Applebum, mixed with grape jelly

I rubbed on her thigh, she felt on my belly

Five times five equals thick thighs

Six times six equals a big ol' dick

I farted in class, man I need a pass

'Cause some big ol' shit is coming out my ass

I'm a shy guy, I say I'm a loner

Every time she walk past, I get a boner

And maybe I'll phone her, but I ain't got her number

But I'll get it, some time this Summer

'Cause I'm gon' be in summer school for acting a damn fool

Getting high, popping pills, and smoking cooze

[Chorus: Bizarre]

I love my teacher, I love my teacher, my teacher, she loves me

Never in my life have I thought about her sexually

I gave her an apple to express my love, and how I feel inside

I love Ms. Walker, I can't deny until the day I die

[Verse 2: Riodata]

Yeah, I'm a dog, teacher's pet (Uh-huh)

Sick thoughts, need to see the vet (Uh-uh)

Doctors excuse say I don't have to

Be in class today: Fuck that next chapter

Go take your lunch break, and then meet me after

Fifth hour Home Ec., hope you got a long neck

You might get back late, hope you're in for the long stretch

And on your way back, hope you're down for some phone sex

I can imagine, both my hands grabbin'

All over Ms. Jackson's ass every day after class

And Ms. Walker, I did your daughter

She's such my type of girl, and she does what her Momma taught her

It may seem strange, but I can't complain

My progress report's fresh and I got straight A's, so uh

To all my teachers, it was nice to give it to ya

Let's hook up later on, I think I need a private tutor, let's go

[Chorus: Bizarre]

I love my teacher, I love my teacher, my teacher, she loves me

Never in my life have I thought about her sexually

I gave her an apple to express my love, and how I feel inside

I love Ms. Walker, I can't deny until the day I die

[Verse 3: Kid Jinx]

Third hour English, boy I stay dreaming (Daytime)

Thoughts of gettin' down, like Kim (Bam!)

Lookin' at her booty, while she on the chalk-board

On my safety post, lookin' out for her contour ([?] 'em up)

On reward days, gettin' lots of candy

Get my lunch money up, just to smell her panties

Last week, got in trouble for a spellin' test

"Basketball" was the word, but I spelled "Sex" (S-E-X)

Pretty feet, walkin' by, hard to concentrate

On the pussy in my face, but can't ejaculate (My weiner)

Since Sue's sweet, she'll turn your frown 'round

You just got divorced, work through the teacher's lounge

[Chorus: Bizarre]

I love my teacher, I love my teacher, my teacher, she loves me

Never in my life have I thought about her sexually

I gave her an apple to express my love, and how I feel inside

I love Ms. Walker, I can't deny until the day I die