Petty - Intellectual

[Intro: Mr. Porter]

Yeah yeah!

Uh!

[Verse 1: Mr Porter]

My girlfriend got a bad habit of leavin' me alone at night

She must've thought that she was better off havin' her own times

She must've forgot that I'm a grown man with a long pipe

She read me wrong I ain't that fuckin' type, I'm a fuckin' flight risk

I hug on this new thot so fuckin' tight you gotta separate us with a butcher knife

Argue with her 'til we're [?] and I escalate it to another height like

Your man crush money drive a Hyundai on a Sunday? I'mma set it on fire (Hmm)

He ain't got no money bitch plus I'm funny and my petty on high

I give a damn what your girl say (nope)

Y'all acting, upstagin'

He ain't Jay, you ain't Beyonce

I know you think that this is upgradin'

But this is more like Eric Andre and Rosario doin' comedy and origami on a promenade in front of a Cardi B concert (Whoop!)

It makes no sense, no sense (No!)

Go ahead call me a liar (Yeah!)

Yup, your man is tired

He caught a flat tire, called you to Google how to change the tire

Man, both of y'all ass is fried

And that's your man, that's your man, huh?

This is really what you sayin'?

I look down on you 'cause I'm higher up

You lost your job I'll hire ya

Let you work to get the first month deposit on your new house then fire ya (cold)

I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'

I know I'm a petty-ass man

Bitch, God in my heart

You workin' on me though

This a start

[Chorus:]

Petty

Petty, petty, petty, petty, petty (Ah yeah)

I'm petty

Petty, petty, petty, petty, petty (Ah yeah)

Wait a minute

[Verse 2: Bizarre]

I'm a petty bitch

Are you ready bitch?

To eat some spaghetti bitch

Who a steady bitch?

Let me see yo titties

Let me see yo ass

You is white trash and you know I wanna smash

Cougars, and Ubers

Yachts, and docks

Thick ass socks

Give me all she got

Percocets and Tylenol

More of that and Adderall

I'mma show you how to ball

I can't buy you Gucci, I just want this coochie

Fat nasty ass with a dirty ass booty

Ah, bitch I'm conceited

Ah, take this money, you know you need it

Ah, bitch, you drive for Lyft

Ah, I hope you drive off a cliff (Bitch!)