{"Sound, camera, annnnnd action!"}

[Intro: Young Miles]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Bitches and ho-ass niggas, the weirdo is back

I want e'rybody right now to put yo' blunts up

You're now listenin' to Bizarre's solo album, the "Hannicap Circus"

And I'm your boy Young Miles the Future

And my man's about to get it crackin' for y'all

The band has a new lead singer, everybody stand up

Put your motherfuckin' hands up for the number one weirdo

Bizarre!

[Verse: Bizarre]

Heyyy bitch! It's your nigga with the shower cap

Kickin a nasty, dirty filthy rap

DETROIT'S ON THE MAP - and D12's back

Any nigga pop shit, get his ass smacked (what?)

I got two lesbians, full blown AIDS (eww)

Twenty bucks, you can get yo' ass laid

Welcome to Detroit, where the city is cold

Where niggas ride on potholes and fuck up they 24's

Come to Belle Isle where niggas drinkin Brew

Where Osh Kosh, stays open at two

7 Mile and Stout is where you'll find me (yeah)

Or downtown, where it's gritty and grimy

Detroit, the home of the trick hoes

Monte Carlos, smokin' gans by the O's

But if you want weed, holla at my man

7 Mile, the home of strawberry gans

[Chorus: Bizarre]

Detroit is in the house and I thought I let you knowwww

We smokin gans and got the greens, by the OOOOO's

This is 3-1-3 and I thought I would let you knowwww

Detroit to East side to West side nigga, let's go! {*echoes*}