[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Live from the Grammy's in South Africa
We've got Bizarre
Is he ready? He's ready
The fat man is back!
[Pre-Chorus: Monica Blaire]
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
[Chorus: King Gordy]
'Cause he's a Fat Boy but he's moving like Beyoncé
Fat Boy and he's dancing the night away!
[Verse 1]
I'm in American Idol, looking for Paula (Hey Paula!)
Get on the dance floor, show her I'm a baller
Still Dancing With The Stars
'Cause ain't nobody better than Bizarre (Yeah!)
I got no reason to tell it's Devyne Stephens
Moon walking, bobbin' and weavin' (Woo!)
I'm big guy that the girls like
(Cute baby face) I give long pipe
I used to be dancing for Hammer, in the 80's
He fired me ('Til I got all the ladies)
Back against the wall and ain't no stalling
Don't you know who Bizarre is (BALLING!)
Everywhere I go, I get attention (Woo!)
Yellow biker shorts, around extension (Dang!)
Dissing all sexy and the girls love it
Come over here and rub on my stomach (Yeah!)
[Pre-Chorus: Monica Blaire]
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
[Chorus: King Gordy]
'Cause he's a Fat Boy but he's moving like Beyoncé
Fat Boy and he's dancing the night away!
[Verse 2]
I'm at the MTV awards ready to jam (Woo!)
Yellow showercap, they know who I am
I see Deborah Cox run up in her spot (Hey Deborah!)
Walk up to her and start doing the waa!
(Dominica Fox) They want Me
The way I'm dancing she ain't thinking about 50
I'm from the D so you know I'ma Errol Flynn
Doing The Macaroni with two more friends
Ten seconds, I'ma put in word
"Oh shit, he 'bout to take off his shirt!"
Look at my muscles, so amazing
I can see you and your girlfriend gazing
I'ma get on the dance floor and shake the earth
We call this dance The German Smurf
So Black, White or European
This is for Celebrity Fit Club and Dr. Ian
[Pre-Chorus: Monica Blaire]
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
You ain't got to like my body for us to dance
Baby I just came to party, give me a chance
[Interlude]
At our last weighing, Bizarre
You weighed a whopping 321 pounds!
Bizarre, please step on the scale
Tonight your weight is... 333 pounds!
So what do you have to say for yourself, Bizarre?
You gained 12 pounds!
*Gasps*
You Suck!
I'ma Tell Marshall!
So what do you have to say for yourself, Bizarre? Uh
I've just been watching TV
And eating hot pockets
[Chorus: King Gordy]
'Cause he's a Fat Boy but he's moving like Beyoncé
Fat Boy and he's dancing the night away!
Fat Boy but he's moving like Beyoncé
Fat Boy and he's dancing the night away!
[Post-Chorus: Bizarre]
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fat Boy!
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fat Boy!
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fat Boy!
[Outro: Bizarre & Jake Bass]
Haha!
Ay Jake, stay in school man
You don't wanna be dancing like me! (Yeah!)
American Band Scare
I'ma get a Grammy for this one
Ay Olof!