[STAG BEETLE, spoken]

Well, well, well, kiddo. 

Looks like you've strayed pretty far from home. 

Got through a few tough scrapes, have ya?

Well that don't amount to a hill of beans down here...

'Cause this here's THUNDER CREEK

And you got a slug's chance in a salt mine of getting through here without a problem!

I reckon you should mosey on back, cowpoke, before you get your goose cooked. 

...Still hanging around?

Well, don't say I didn't warn ya. 

At least you'll be able to enjoy one last song courtesy of my snail amigos. 

Adios, muchacho!

[SNAILS]

Lemme tell ya 'bout a little place called "Thunder Creek"

It's a rather shocking channel, so to speak

From the moment when you first arrive

You'll be fightin' to get out alive

For fairly few folk survive Thunder Creek

So you're askin' how to make it through Thunder Creek

Well, you may just stand a chance with this technique

When you see the cymbal, give it a wave

And you gotta be nimble, bold and brave

Or else, this'll be your grave, Thunder Creek (Thunder Creek)

So go, little tadpole

Turn around, head back

And don't give it a second glance

No (no), little tadpole

You'll be someone's snack

Frankly, you don't stand a chance

Bigger fish than you try to swim through Thunder Creek (Thunder Creek)

Like a hammerhead shark that had a fine physique

Or the nine-headed Hydra, standing tall

Or his friend, a leviathan known to maul

But what destroyed them all? Thunder Creek

We're amazed you're still alive in Thunder Creek

And this catchy refrain has almost reached its peak

For a brief moment, kiddo, you've matured

No matter what happens, you can rest assured

You're the child that endured Thunder Creek (Thunder Creek)

[SNAILS (ETUDE)]

So go, little tadpole

Find your way back home

Swim for that sanctum you seek

Go, go, go, little tadpole

You are almost done (Well done)

And when you get back, you can say that you took it in stride

Inside

Thunder Creek

Thunder Creek!