(Spoken)

And now, the Plumbershop Quartet

Featuring Mario on the tenor!

Luigi on the lead!

Waluigi on baritone!

And the bass Wario bringing up the rear, wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Sung)

You are the one (you are the one) who makes me say "Wahoo!" (I say "Wahoo")

And you can ask (and you can ask) any Bob or Chris or Lou (oh, Captain Lou)

Mamma mia, they agree-a it's been fun!

We wave goodbye and cry, "You numba one!"

When I am catching hearts

Or racing karts

Or hiding from a ghost

Or throwing wild parties with the boys

When I am smashing bros

Or smashing foes

Or folding into a plane

You’ve been the friend that helped me find my voice!

Now every time (now every time) I save the princess fair (the princess fair)

I won't forget (I won't forget) the mem’ries that we shared (the mem'ries shared)

Mamma mia, guess we'll see ya, it's been fun!

And if it's still unclear - I'm actually sincere

We'll persevere and cheer, "You numba one!" ("You numba one!")