[Verse 1]

I'm a green-haired, half-Esper Magitek girl

Who gathered with friends after the end of the world

Through auctions and operas I can't deny

We've tussled with dragons and octopi

Now my team is tired and they've walked all night

Through this dungeon that leads to the ultimate fight

As we're finally approaching the end of this quest

I come across a little chest

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And inside it is a Megalixer

A potion in its prime

Should I toss it in a keg or mixer?

Or seal it for all time?

It fully heals everyone in my crew

So until I need it, Megalixer, I'm hangin' on to you!

[Verse 2]

I'll use Tonics, I'll use Potions, I'll use Phoenix Down

I'll throw Super Balls and Smoke Bombs all over town

I'll drink down Ethers, keep my MP high

And bake Green Cherries in a tasty pie

I rub Remedies on my aching joints

And set up a Tent at every save point

I'll use Echo Screens and Eyedrops and Magicite Shards

And I even used the Rename Card!

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But I'll never use my Megalixer

I might need it down the line

As we all know it's a Mega-fixer

And right now, I'm still mostly fine

They could take my life, my heart, and my soul

But they'll never take my Megalixer

No! It's what makes me whole!

I should save it for a real emergency

So until then little Megalixer, what can I say?

Lively Megalixer, don't go away

Lovely Megalixer

You're gonna stay with me!