Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays

So just pack up your toothbrush and your comb

If you're captured by a Koopa in a foreign place

For the holidays, you oughta head back home

I knew a plannin' man named Ganon and he was headed for

A small country he could rule with tyranny (With tyranny)

While that land's former king was travelin' down to Sinnoh for a smooch

But when he and Prinplup parted, he packed up, now broken-hearted...

Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays

Say "hello" to the puppy and lawn gnome

You've adventured far and wide through hills and sea and maze

It's the holidays, so time to get back home

I'll be home for Christmas

Back from where I've roamed

Tell the kids and Missus

For Christmas, I'll be...

Home! (No place like home for the- No place like home sweet home!)