I don't want a lot for Christmas

All I need to get my fix is

You, the one I've been pursuing since March 1986

My non-hate for you is real

Just one touch, and then you will

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas...

Is you

With you, I could conquer Hyrule

Fill the land with monstrous bats

No one could escape from my rule

Even jerks with dumb green hats

We could work together, lover

I'll take charge while you look good

Folks will be shocked to discover

Ashes where their homes once stood

I just want those who resist to tremble 'neath my iron fist

Forget Nabooru

All I want for Christmas is you

All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere

And the sound of children screaming fills the air (Aaah!)

And everyone is seeing

Their friends and family fleeing

Santa, won't you bring me the one I need to prove

I'm a much better villain than these four dudes

Power, true, is fine and dandy

Throwing punches like they're bombs

Courage would be very handy

For those boring chats with mom

Wisdom is the final key

For clenching my sweet victory

I'm long overdue

All I want for Christmas...

Is you

You, you, you!