[Verse: Sammy]

Tomato tomato

Tomato tomato

Tomato on my plate-o

I ate it in Texas Laredo

With my alfredo

Texas has a lot of tornados (not really)

And I'm a tomato

I'm not a potato

[Fact: Sammy]

Did you know that 1 out of 1851 males in the US are named Alfredo?

And there you go, that's a fact (fact, fact)

Fact

[Verse Continuation: Sammy]

My muscles have just contract-

-ted

Cause I saw a tomato and I smiled

Then I got on the floor it was piled

And I swear that I felt like a child it was wild

And the moment that I bit into the tomato, my feelings compiled...

Into, happiness

YẦᾰh!