[Verse 1]

Promised that he'll quit the porn, this week for the third time

Always with a big but, like Lyudmila Wertheim

Smell like teen spirit Ben started jerking off, degenerate

Always chasing Nirvana and ending up back in Genesis

I swear I saw your profile and straight up got so disgusted

I didn’t even believe I could write anything about you

Special-ed, ‘round you even teachers is non-verbal

The 2020 generation closest thing to Ourple

He turns a thеrapy circle to canyons of lost souls

A golf course to “how fast can I drain my club in thesе holes”

He’s been draining the morale outta me since last winter

Cause to him Mr. Morale with no E, it’s just Mr

You date him, you call him Mr, it’s Father Time everyday

You tell him “dude I’m your sister” he send Purple Hearts like Shayy

Red markings on his penis, blue balls like Jeshire

His goal is beating his meat ‘till it’s purple and can’t fire

[Verse 2]

Deleted my third verse, it wasn't even this good

I'd rather make a diss good, than disengage on Discord

Humping shit ‘till it feels good, something only a bitch would

Man, shit can get real fucking ugly like Riley Fleetwood

The guy's greatest feature is still “Stroking My Dick”

You're living in season 40, I'm never making a sequel

Fuck Tinion like you did to that 12 year old on the boat

When you end up behind bars, swear no one is gonna miss you

Got so many bars on him that it makes me sick

Gingle dick on a Mars Friday that's the space he licks

All these fantasies in his head why I always kept him a thot

Daily viewing Freddy on cock, when your Freddy Unlocked

I’d rather drown my family than let him get on a yacht

Kids on his mind got him playing his tuba sweaty and hot

The only guy that dissing him can do my writing like Scott

I put more soul into a track than the ones inside of your sock

Ben in a jail, dead on the spot, head in a knot

Now it's so many bars, so many lines, you went and crossed

Let's not talk about boundaries saying that I went farther

When the only one you marked for your body was with a marker

And the only one you marked for Lydia was her brother

I will Hywel Play your ass, your life is FNAF? I'm Markiplier

Boy I know you’ll hate to hear this but your problems aren't minor

What the fuck is Blockbears shit I do to elders on Grindr?

Fuck a promise in his life he just marketing some remarks

Zero iron in his body he posing like Tony Stark

I went and ironed him out and all that I found is irony

A straight male pedophile virgin is tryna fuck with me

[Verse 3]

Left sock, unfortunate dad to three

All is hell in the Wertheim Family

He couldn’t dare to have a babe with no border of mint green

And he ain't naming her unless it got underscores between

He tried to go to sex ed, only left with the ED

Raised under corporal punishment, only left with the CP

The growth is in reverse like J. Cole except his cock

At this point, I’d even be happy if he just tryna be me

HentaiHaven top user but he's far from divine

How you sixteen years old and let your girl dinos B9

Nothing adds up like Nightsparta in math class, nothing changes

I'll keep it a buck fifty, trust me when it comes to digits

I went from Bite’s Extension to scamming other Israelis

Sogs went from tryna nail female robots to chubby ladies

Jew wisdom: make sure that your interest stay the same

'fore you figure out he turned Scrap Baby to clap babies

[Outro: Marx Brothers]

(FUCK)

Folks, I want you to meet my pal, my best friend!

What's your name again?

Loophole, glad to know ya!

It's your pleasure