[Intro: Uncle Jack, Sammy]

(What did I tell you about getting stains on my fucking couch?!)

I'm sorry I didn't mean to...

(You're a fucking retard you know that?!... Why do you keep doing this?)

I'm not doing anything-

(Oh what so you think these fucking stains appeared out of nowhere?)

Get off my dick...

(Shut the FUCK UP!)

[Pre-Chorus: Sammy]

Oooh this song sucks I don't care Alex

(THE AUDIO'S CLIIIIPPPIIIIINNGGGGG!!!)

[Chorus: Sammy]

I be munching on that cucumber

If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer

The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber

Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear

Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store

It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before

Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini

Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini

[Verse: Sammy]

Cucumber munchy, cucumber crunchy

Punch you in the nutsack, cucumber punchy

Trash line, ain't got no cucumber time

Think of another one cucumber rhyme

I'm a cucumber bitch, bite out a chunk

Bite is my name, hard like a trunk (Sammy's my name, hard like a trunk)

Suck on my dick, better be quick

Cause the cucumber's, harder than my mothafucking stick

Bitch, suck my cucumber, green and yellow

So cold, I made a dildo out of jello

So bold, call me Lil Yachty

180 degrees, in the lyrics it ain't mellow

Cause she blew my dick just like a cello

Hello, why do you rhyme like that hoe

Talking all about yo cucumber nobody has to know

Bout yo business, selling cucumbers to every prostitute

You gotta practice before you gonna constitute

[Chorus: Sammy]

I be munching on that cucumber

If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer

The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber

Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear

Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store

It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before

Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini

Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini

I be munching on that cucumber

If you ain't never eaten that you must've been a newcomer

The first of words that I said in English, was a cucumber

Calling me a money shark I'm much more of a moolah bear

Cucumber, cucumber, bought it at the store

It's a dollar fifty per, kilogram like before

Then I chop, chop it up, while I'm sipping a martini

Pull it- pull it out the fridge, I be munching on zucchini

[Outro: Sammy]

Munching on zucchini god damn!