Released on January 18, 2024

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[Intro: BiteIsMe]

This album is so edgy what the fuck?...


[Verse 1: Uncle Jack]

I'm addicted to porn

Whenever I eat salad I also add in the corn

Like a bell pepper got a mental crown full of thorns

Always blowing my DMs, how she blowing on my horn

Eating up all of that cob, both my kernels getting chopped

When she put it in her microwave that's when my corn pops

And I can't stop, no matter how fucking corny

This song is gonna be because I'm always acting horny

This same damn addiction ain't got no foundations

I cum in her pussy and she say corn-gratulations

Pay the prostitute a little bit of my corn bread

And send her back home with my seed so she gets corn bred?

I was born in the fog

Every day I'm tryna stick my tiny corn in that dog

In that bitch, got sеven different girls for thе hour

Blooming so hard that you can call me corn flour

No man should have all that power when I'm sucking on that breast

And my fantasies are darker than my buddy Kanye West

I got a cousin named Sammy in the afternoon he mourns

Always living in a fantasy with ghosts and unicorns

Saying "I miss momma" yeah buddy me too

But not her personality, it's only for that (hoo)

Your childhood a little less fucked up than mine

Maybe one you'll see why I chose six over nine


[Verse 2: Uncle Jack]

Before you was here I was a mothafucking pimp

Tore her legs like a crab, as she eating up my shrimp

And flashed me so hard that I turned epileptic

When I ghosted her texts, I just told her I'm dyslexic

Paraplegic, she can barely walk

My brother died, move on to his wife with my cock

They all say I gave her aids, but there ain't no guarantees

The only aid the she got with her mental health is my dick cheese

She hoping one day my brother will come back at her from the war healed

Then she fucking died and left me rotting at the corn field

Her son is living with me while I'm scouring in the porn feed

Crying like a chicken when I don't give him his corn feed

Bitch I'm on this dating app

Always call my name outside my door like fuck you waiting at

I get that I'm addicted but I'm also kinda busy

Didn't even want you here yo ass always making me dizzy

Barely two hoes fucking with me all because you here

Call my name once I fucking dare you don't get near

Always testing my patience, you fucking noisier than a grain

I'm bout to throw my damn laptop at you get off of my brain

Jesus Christ!


[Verse 3: Uncle Jack]

Now here’s why they say I’m affected

By every single thing that Sammy couldn’t have directed

Between staying calm and expressing my feelings

I’d rather berate him than let time do the healings

It traces to a girl in 2005

Back then, Sammy’s mom was somewhat feeling alive

But she still functioned well enough, thought it was a cold

And guess which fucking hoe gave me purpose to behold

The daughter of my father’s murderer, yeah it’s Daisy

Got her phone number, she couldn’t say maybe

Kicked it right off, then I told her my identity

She had to recollect, looked at me with serenity

Oh, I forgot about you Jack, doing fine?

And she didn’t even know her dad’s the one who killed mine

I guess that at the time aside from soul searching

I wanted some revenge, just to see his life turning

So I took his daughter with me, finessed

Love turned to obsession he put me to the test

Then all the sudden found myself with Jacob’s carcass

A gun in both of our hands, and Daisy running out my house towards the darkness

She was gone!


[Spoken Word: yi.st]

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