[Intro: Narrator]

(It's been a tiring day. Drink some water.)

[Verse 1: Uncle Jack]

You cheesy fucking bastard

If only you would've seen what kinda trauma I've plastered

A childhood substituted by loss and hopeful wishing

Every month he wrecks the house when I go out for fishing

You cheeky fucking bastard, oh I hate you so much

Cause you don't seem to understand there's things in this house you don't touch

Don't walk away while you're still frowning cause I forced inside you wisdom

Always acting all depressed because you don't fit in the system

Sammy, I used you to love you Sammy, when we was at Miami

You was barely seven, so sweet, and now It's so uncanny

You turned into a bitch the moment that your daddy died

When I would call your name you'd never answer only sadly hide

Visited your mommy every week or so to fuck

Didn't play with you no more my dick was getting sucked

Lacking the attention that you needed from your father

When I told her I was close, we were only straying farther

What happened to the playful kid, you always so quiet

Just come out of your room you lazy fuck, get on a diet

Eat a salad, clean the house, mommy still under the weather

No one helped her with the bills so now we gotta live together

[Verse 2: Uncle Jack]

13, I was forced to be your dad

You moved to Carolina with me life was pretty bad

Tried to open up to you again but you ain't trying

On the phone, always crying, stealing money out the wallet always lying

Tryna run back to Florida to your mom

But I got all that you need in life directly at my palm

You’re just making it harder, and when I took you back home

You run inside, out of breath and your mouth starting to foam

Lock your door’s room, still plotting on escaping

Working your pride up, I can see emotions shaping

You barge out in anger, screaming at me “I hate you!

And I’m going back to mom forever I can’t wait to

See you tr-” What did you say? “I can’t wait to see you try-

(sniff) try to bring me b-” Motherfucker look into my eyes!

“No!” Look into my- “FUCK YOU!” Huh? you tryna talk back?!

Bitch get over here don’t fucking mess with uncle Jack

That was the first time out of hundreds that I beat him

And ever since that day didn’t even try to greet him

[Break: Uncle Jack]

This kid’s a fucking asshole and he knows it

At first I could forgive him now there’s no way to oppose it

He can’t live in my house and think that he’s the fucking boss

So I beat him once again, still tryna get the point across

[Verse 3: Uncle Jack]

Cheesecakes cheesecakes all around me cheesecakes

Betting on my patience like a mothafucking sweepstake

Used to scream at me “I would rather be dead”

And now he talking to imaginary voices in his head

Get some sense in yourself, you’re fucking ill

You don’t talk to your uncle, I bet you’d rather see me killed

Do you know how much I sacrificed for you to still live

And now because of some ghosts, don’t even wanna forgive

You talk to me like that again I beat you down to the floor

You fucking cheesecake, always crumbling, but you still asking for more

You think you had it harder with life

Imagine losing your family and then divorcing your wife, FUCK! I HATE YOU!

Every single day, I’ve been so fucking wrecked

Either by you, or by just trying to connect

Doesn’t matter if it’s me who fucked you up in your brain

It’s all your fucking fault for staining my couch, tryna explain- swear imma beat you again!