[Call: Michael, Alex, Hywel Playz, Koffdrop]

Dude Sammy is just not joining

Dude I don't care! Invite him one more time

He's not joining the party! He's making a salad

Again?

Yeah again did you not see his message? He's inviting us around tonight

Dude I don't think I want to eat that disgusting salad again, w-what is that, like kale? (okay wait) Like quinoa? I don't want that!

It's really not that bad

It is

It is dude do you not remember last time?

Okay yes I remember last time it was pretty horrid. But still cut him some slack he's trying his hardest

You went to the ER!

Yeah when you ate that potato

You're just being dramatic

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NEOW? ARE YOU SERIOUS SERIOUS SERIOUSLY RIGHT NEOW?

Okay but what I don't get is where is he

Are you stupid? He's making the salad

<>Okay but his salads usually take like five minutes<> (I'll be right back)

No dude- (This potato is inedible!) okay you didn't read his message all the way he's saying this- time he's working as hard as he can on the salad and making sure it's as perfect as possible

Oh my god dude all this guy cares about is himself

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

This guy literally only wants validation from us because either he likes torturing us with horrible salads or he's genuinely so selfish that he can't accept our opinions about his cooking- (dude) about literally ANYTHING otherwise he straight up throws a whole tantrum! This kid is retarded!

Yeah I get you guys constantly fight about everything but you're wrong

It's not because we fight

Alex is right I might not go eat at his place this time but can you tell me why this salad is taking more than two hours?

Dude, I don't know. He could be done, or he could be preparing a masterpiece. Bernard sent him a voice message asking him to get back to us

I hope this kid is dead

You're stupid. ...Just come with us. Don't even eat... This guy depends on us. If you care about him, go