[Intro: Koffdrop]

One, two, three let's go

[Verse 1: Koffdrop]

I'm trendier than avocado toast, LA beast bars I got most

I'll feature for anyone coast to coast, fake beef whenever I roast

Always Jokes whenever I post, ain't no judgement too harsh to cast me away like Tom hanks and anyone who listens I give thanks

In the middle just like Cody banks

Just like a jaguar game my dancing is jank, but I'm built like a tank made out of cardboard

Strength in the pen but not the way I wield my sword

The way I wield my pan on a conventional oven then on my skin will give me morе than a suntan

But let's make this Texas toast all brown and charrеd

All black with charcoal overcooked discard, avocados on the other hand be purple black when ripe

Be all green and you won't be able to spread or swipe, don't follow instructions with you I'll have a gripe

Then a grape cause those taste great, pen to the paper having tea with my toast and some wafers

Writing rhymes signing waivers wondering if I should do it now and later

Chewing on now and later, sucking on the life savers

Candies always did me favors, sugar tended to fix my behavior darkness that I harbored the same color as the avocado in my custom floorboards

And I got my fat intake from that avocado my wife made in preparation, she knows my vibe and tone so I can stay in concentration

Yeah the man with innovations adaptations and integrations, you're in elation whenever I'm in relation

To any track where I got a special invitation, I see you hating must be grating

To hear me rap about food as if I'll ever have the same talent as MF DOOM!

[Verse 2: Sammy]

They call it Avocado

Straight outta Colorado

It's like 40 dollars shipping

Flipping off delivery drivers with zero tipping

Bitch you tripping drop the Avocado down

The outside is greenish, the pit colored brown

Like bitches take it slowly, we going in the lotto

Top fucking prize, yeah it's piles of avocado

Sucking on guacamole

Mixing Avocado with Molly (Oh damn, damn, damn!)

Did an Ollie, ruptured my scrotum

Swear to god that I hit guac bottom

Still I Avocawon't ever quit

They all be denser than the motherfucking pit

Screaming all about the wrong stuff to messiah

Mistaking it every time for the papaya

In a minute imma need Avocado

Salad with condiments drop me a follow

Chopping it up, I got enough leisure

Don't care if I gave you a seizure

Eat 'em up, eat 'em up, like Reese's

Look so good but taste like feces

Still consumable

Let me tell you what he sees

(Alexander) be eating it up with some bread

Without avocado y'all would be dead

Without any garlic, any salad

You know I would be seen as invalid

It would break me, I be nervous

Avocado fulfilling the purpose

So I cut it up add to the platter already

Thank you very much for service

I'm restless, the gods blessed us

With this fruit, tasty and zestless

It's just right, the perfect of textures

If I was an avocado I'd be getting some gestures

Never fails to inspire

Making new dishes it's a fruit to admire

I aspire to use it more but for now I'll stick to mayo

So I guess I'll add it in, and move on to the tomato