C’est Lavy - Intellectual

[Part I]

[Intro]

How y'all feel out there?

Aw yeah

Ah, aw yeah

Aw- aw yeah

How y'all feel out there, there

Aw yeah

How y'all- how y'all feel out there

Aw yeah

[Verse 1: Ron & Levi]

Here's a little opening verse to get you started

Ahead of you, a 12 course meal gone uncharted

You might recognize the samples and melodies

Looped over drums and given a new identity

So keep your ears peeled

Like the bananas I throw at you in Mario Kart past my rear wheels

And keep your eyes open

Like a jack in a box, Quiplash with Aviv, there's not a line spoken

That doesn't get a chuckle out of me

There's an example of the compliments that you should expect to receive

Throughout this song amongst verses, like who's next?

I'll step back and pass the mic to new guests

Aviv, I got something to tell you that you won't believe

I got 2 dudes about to leave the country

Before they do, they gotta say

A couple words just to make your day, so

[Chorus 1]

Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third

Who's on second? Who's one second?

I don't know's on second

Who's on second? Who's one second?

I don't know's on second

I- I- I- I- It's Will

I- I- I- It's just a Will's house prank

[Verse 2: Will]

Hello Aviv, It's your boy, Willy

On this verse, I'm gon' get silly

Having fun with you is the best

Especially when you flex your massive chest

You the strongest, bro

I know you stay grinding like the Nabiscos with Oreos

You changed the game 'cause you a hard worker

You the Jewish version of Peter Parker

Hair so curly, I could get lost in it

Little dude, you know you my favourite jit

You also a big gamer/weeb

Sober brothers who never drink mead

Project so secretive, don't tell Aviv

Niche like the city of Starokostiantyniv

Okay, that's hard to say

But I hope you have a happy birthday

[Bridge]

Welcome to España

[Verse 3: Nico]

Hello Aviv, remember me?

I'm your friend who dissed you at Arlo's party

I'm in Spain right now, so I wish I could be there

You might recall me for my load of body hair

Nico's on the mic, so better get ready

Bond so close like we are Venom and Eddie

J.B. Mitchell is where it all started

Until grade 7 where our lives parted

Happy birthday, Aviv, today is your day

Sorry for dissing you in the month that is gay

From playing YBA and GPO

To getting full time jobs and making dough

Aviv and Nico, duo so iconic

I'm still not returning that Adventure Time comic

I wish you a majestic year, my OG

Built ass guy like Fushiguro Toji

Mario and Luigi, Finn and Jake

We the bestest bros god will ever make

[Bridge]

Ben Benson McDonald's

Ben Benson McDonald's, Donald's

Ben Benson McDonald's

Ben- Ben- Ben Benson McDonald's

Welcome to my sister's graduation

[Chorus 2]

Levi get's his hair cut by Carlo

I know a dude called McCarlo

Levi get's his hair cut by Carlo

But none of them compare to Arlo

[Verse 4: Arlo]

The month 02, we drew like a tattoo, the man with eyes so blue

It made me so incredibly honoured to have met you too

Oh shoot, even when our friendship was brand new

No need to be astute to see beneath the mask, you're so cute!

It's true, I lost once in the hunt for words

Twenty bucks you earned to buy Final Fantasy, nerd

But with girls, he's preferred, always a flock or a herd

Game bird says the word, he smells so good, it's absurd

Oh my! On any street, he'd see right through me

On 3, hold a candle, if you're blind, then you'll see

With pride, he seeks so fine like a Shiranui

Top everything if he were mine, you feel me?

Don't put your name in for a game with the big leagues

If it ain't involving Yone in top lane for Mr. Lavy

Eepy, the cat that's black that says it's time to hit the sack or hay

Pinch me, Aviv, you just hit the big 1-8

[Bridge]

Go!

Go- go!

Are you filming this?

Yeah, it's for the vlog

[Verse 5: Ezri]

Ay, its Ezri on the beat yo

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go

Jewnnection strong since 2021

Talking on the phone and always having fun

Met you as their best friend, but now you’re def mine

Hashtag Jew-bros 'til the end of time

Both Hebrew names, call us Ezri and Aviv

Yeah, we’re twins and you better believe

Same nose, same hair, same personality

Hey! What? You stole my individuality

Actually it’s fine because we’re a Jew-o

Don’t get it twisted, it’s the most iconic duo

You’re the best dude and you always make me laugh

I'm so freaking lucky to call you my other half

You’re cool, you’re funny, and you’re super smart

Now go be 18 and use your heart, uh

[Bridge]

Go!

Are you filming this?

Yeah, it's for the vlog

Are you fi- filming this?

He said today twice (Go!)

Are you filming this?

It's not funny anymore

Are you fi- filming this?

Are you filming my sister's graduation

[Chorus 3]

Imma tell him every day, every next one

You know he's the best, son

Imma tell him every day, every next one

Levi Preston

[Part II]

[Intro: Levi]

Aviv Lavy ain't my name 'cause my name is Levi

You kinda far away, so when you're here, I cherish all our time

'Bout to take you on such a cool ride

Watch this

Get ready, Aviv, there's a special guy who's about to come on the beat just for you

And you, you better be ready

[Verse 6: Jerry]

It's your best friend Jerry

On this beat, I'm about to carry

I know I might seem a little scary

But you the tuffest I've seen in the Prairie

[Verse 7: Levi]

That's right, I got your guy Jerry

To come out sight seeing on a ferry

St. Norbert took you for a great ride

Now you're done, you gotta make a great tide

We're just 2 guys on a sleigh ride

Biking through La Salle like it's a great stride

Down to St. Adolphe for a pizza date

Then we go to Arlo's house where we out late

But you got a work ethic to appreciate

Likely, I won't see you past 8

Getting up so early to get on the shift

Whatever you do, it's finished so swift

Living a peaceful life, so free of grift

Aviv, we should probably go to the thrift

[Interlude: Levi]

We should probably go to Burger King

Maybe

We- we should probably go to Burger King

I know you ain't fuck with the grad salad

Didn't get you a real one, but this is a word salad

Lowkey enjoying it

But, something crazy is about to happen, so

Get ready again

I know, something crazy is always happening, but

Right now, it might be something that you're not expecting from me

Wait, what, what? What? What?

[Verse 8: Levi]

That's right, I'm rapping over JJK

Rap so firm and we are gonna play

Jumping up and down on your special day

18 now and we're gonna shout hooray

Nico's gone, but we still got your spark

Being so goofy is your special art

If I'm Homer, you are just like Bart

I literally have to go

So I'm gonna go throw this microphone

To my friend who ain't named Bichael Bones

So get ready for an epic verse

One that'll send you out of the universe

[Verse 9: Aviv]

Yo, it's me Aviv, rapping on my own song

When we're watching JJK, there's nothing that could go wrong

My favourite activity is playing smash with Ron Kixen

And my favourite saying's the one that starts off sticks and

Stones won't break my bones because my bones are strong

My name is Aviv and you won't catch me hitting no bong

In La Salle, chilling with some pals

And I'm sitting in the couch, laughing along while watching Jimmy Fal'

Aviv loves watching Jimmy Fallon, let's make it cannon

Bouncing on that Jimmy like the trampoline park birthday I'm planning

*laughing

You can't leave that in the song

[Part III]

[Chorus 4]

Turn dirt to dollars like Don

Work harder than a steam engine like John

Turn dirt to dollars like Don

Ugly and still get hollers like Ron

[Interlude: Ron]

What? You thought that was all I had?

Nah, let's run it back

[Verse 10: Ron]

Aviv Lavy, you always ease my peeves

Plus I know your got a bunch of tricks beneath your sleeve

When you’re in La Salle too long, it’s like I need to grieve

Writing raps to tell you just how much you mean to me

And all of us, you’re the real protagonist of the friend group

Never repetitive like a tiktok where the end loops

Speaking of, I'm excited for the edits that you chose

To show at the oscars, let me give you credit for your jokes

And the japes that you make, you're so animated

Need to get your smile photographed, framed, and laminated

And your laughter’s infectious just like a deadly cough

Try to send you off the map against your Sephiroth

But it’s better when we’re on a team

The unstoppable obstacle called Ron and Gleam

And what’s steamy, Gleamy

Your deep green eyes are extremely dreamy

Like when we first met, we gazed into each other’s eyes

The staring contest that lasted past the sunrise

We’ve had some fun times

And it’s fitting cause you're fun size, sorry that line was unwise

From the white lies to birthdays in Candlelight Drive

You’re spectacular and spectacles lets your sight thrive

That 9-5 always keeping you paid

So you can sit back and watch One Piece all day

It’s what? A thousand episodes? A few too many

And I would write a proper Jojos reference in my rhymes if I knew any

This ain’t the car, man I'm larping

But when it is the car, never seen Aviv with bad parking

Never barking up the wrong tree

When you got opinions, you always express them strongly

You work at daycare, I bet you’d make a great dad

And I'm glad I got to see you at the safe grad

Dance with me, man, I swear this guy’s enchanting me

I’ll pull up in a dress like Honeybee in Final Fantasy

I’m on cloud 9 and they can’t bear it

Like the air is thick with high winds to pair with

Cooped in Co-op, you sweep and stock parts

While dreaming 'bout the Street Fighter release of Tifa Lockhart

In 3d Mario, you’d struggle with a single level

But in Chainsaw Man, you’d be the sigma devil

It’s probably 'cause you make green

In other news: Drake seen crying 'cause Aviv turned 18

Can you be the Denji to my Beam

The Aki to my Angel, I was here like Gleam

And I'm rapping better than you ever heard before

Unlocking my inner Tim, these other rappers are poor

Matter fact, run their pockets up

All these other verses are trash like Gachiakuta (What?)

I’d never splash you with water, you’re too nifty

Screw the bar count, boy, I'll drop a cool 50

[Pre-Chorus: Levi]

Yo, what the fuck

You dissed me, but your bars are good?

Wait, I can't even diss you

I'm sorry, man, maybe I'll kiss you

[Chorus 5]

C'est la vie

C'est ça, la vie

D'accord, la vie

Ça, c'est la vie, la vie

C'est ça

D'accord

C'est ça, la vie, la vie, la vie, la vie

C'est ça, la vie

La vie, d'accord, la vie

Ça, c'est la vie

C'est ça, la vie

[Interlude: Nic]

Did you really think I'd let this day pass quietly?

I know the kind of power you vibe with

The kind that keep climbing, no matter what

So here's your gift

A profile picture wrapped in that same aura

You know the rule

Even if the stairs never end, we keep climbing

[Outro: Ron & Levi]

Aviv, it's your birthday

So we made you a cool song

I hope you liked it

I hope it wasn't too long

I wish you so well

On your travels to Japan

Number one otaku

You are the biggest stan and

Happy birthday, Aviv