I blacked out

Side the Springwater

Took a piss out in the parking lot

In the shape of Africa

Blackjack, wrecked my Cadillac

Bought a present for my nose

And I tore off all my clothes and then I

Went down on a rodeo

Clown while the bulls all watched and gathered around

Man, man

Tripping on shrooms

Cussin’ out the moon

Like flowers for Algernon

Ran down to the Parthenon

Something wrong with your marble ding dong

Took some speed to calm me down

And I'll never fuck Poseidon again

Man

Sang CCR after huffin’ gasoline

Threw up potato salad on the karaoke machine

Told my friends kids

Santa wasn’t real

Are you interested in boobies, yet

Do you wanna feel one?

Man

Man

Man