[Verse 1]

I don't normally dress like this before

But I hate myself so I dressed up like a whore

I's down at the Foobar sittin' on John Hedley and havin' myself a time

And I look down at his Imogene and Willies and discovered a line of slime

Slime

[Verse 2]

God dammit, god damn my panty hose

I'm so embarassed, I hope that he don't know

[Chorus]

About my snail trail baby

It's my snail trail baby, you know

And if I snail trail baby

If I snail trail baby, would you follow

[Verse 3]

I come sliding back from the commodore

Commodore

All actin' like it's normal and he tells me he already knows

[Chorus]

About my snail trail baby

It's my snail trail baby, you know

And if I snail trail baby, I can't help it

Lo siento

[Outro]

God damnit, god damnit, god damnit