[Verse 1]

Why Randy

Why Randy

DUI Randy

Why Randy

Why Randy

Drinkin' why Randy

Fine and dandy Randy

Fine and dandy Randy

Fine and dandy Randy

Fine and dandy Randy

Good time Randy (Allright)

(C'mon) Party Randy

Randy Party

Party Randy

Randy Party

[Verse 2]

(Aw) The church came in handy Randy

[?They?] taught you drinkin'

[?] you for hours

Didn't know you'se was Randy, Randy

And I still love you Randy

I love you even more (WooooHoooo)

[Refrain]

Party Randy

Randy Party

(C'mon) Party Randy

Randy Party

Party Randy, Party

I'm [?]