[Verse 1]

Hey diddle diddle Ding Dong ain't long

Guess I'm gonna fiddle with myself

Little Boy Blue full of Mountain Dew

Put your pride upon the shelf

Old King Cole stick your needle in my hay hole

I'll be comin' like a fountain when I come

Dip it on in the water cause it's water you like water

And the water will turn you on

[Verse 2]

Rub a dub dub upon a 12 inch sub

That's what I'm talkin about

Until then I'll stick my whole hand in

And I'll shake it all about

It'll make your hair curly put hair on your chest

My daddy says it makes you go blind

But I fiddle with myself for I am the best

Til I become desensitized

[Refrain]

Hey diddle diddle Ding Dong ain't long

Guess I'm gonna fiddle with myself

Little Boy Blue full of Mountain Dew

Put your pride upon the shelf

Old King Cole stick your needle in my hay hole

I'll be comin like a fountain when I come

Dip it on in the water cause it's water you like water

And the water will turn you on

[Refrain]

Rub a dub dub upon a 12 inch sub

That's what I'm talkin about

Until then I'll stick my whole hand in

And I'll shake it all about

It'll make your hair curly put hair on your chest

My daddy says it makes you go blind

But I fiddle with myself for I am the best

Til I become desensitized

I become desensitized

And the water will turn you on